Here lie the words of Martin Smith: wannabe writer, wannabe filmmaker, and expert on occupational slumming.
Today I did nothing.
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Things that my phone has seen.
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How to make a brew.
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"Achievement is for senators and scholars. At one time I had ambitions but I had them removed by a doctor in Buffalo. It started as a cyst, it grew under my arm and I had to have new shirts made, it was awful. But I have them in a jar at home now."
Tom Waits
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The view from a camera phone.
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blog flume
Lines form letters which form words. If you place these words into certain grammatical frameworks then sentences begin to appear. These sentences can sometimes be dangerous, like an unfed croc, but other times they can be soft, like an out of date apple. When you have an adequate collection of sentences arranging them in the correct order gives rise to the paragraph, an ungodly structure and not one which should be approached without a certain degree of caution. The paragraph’s teeth are sharp and its intent unclear, but we do know that it smells vaguely of sulphur and is generally rum-drunk and horny. Paragraphs fill pages which fill books. Books sit on shelves which fill libraries. Libraries nvr dun no gud 4 no 1.
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Something my camera phone saw once.
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Today I did nothing
Today was my day off work and I did nothing. I went and saw my grandma, went for a walk, then stared aimlessly at the internet and half-watched some daytime TV. Sometime around Deal or No Deal o’ clock, seven thousand tons of boredom crashed down on me, shooting my eyes and teeth out of their holes at an alarming speed and scattering me in every direction in a shower of gore and half digested pastry. It were ‘orrible.
To chase away the boreds I created this blog. Hopefully it will get me writing a bit. As you can see, I’ve already written a bit, so like a dolphin butler this blog is already serving its porpoise.
Eurgh.
